Filthy Fiat Wallet
the unapologetic wallet for Bitcoiners.
Filthy Fiat Wallet - the unapologetic wallet for Bitcoiners who only touch fiat because the world still runs on this government-issued monopoly money. You hate fiat. We hate fiat. But let’s face it: you still need a place to stash those filthy dollars and plastic cards until the world wakes up and Bitcoin takes over.Our wallets hold up to 10 cards and feature a money strap for that shitty paper. Great for a meet up, favorite plebs, stocking stuffer, wedding party, birthday, graduation, Father’s Day, or just because.
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WHY FILTHY FIATHolds your bank cards and paper dollars-because someone has to pay the tab before you orange-pill the bartender.Because, until hyperbitcoinization, you need somewhere to keep your dirty fiat safe from the elements, if not from inflation.It’s for the degenerate who sees every dollar as a future Bitcoin buy.Get the Filthy Fiat Wallet. Hold your nose. Stack more Bitcoin.Because if you’re going to carry trash, at least be honest.
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